The Stylish one of the group, as we can see in this image he is quite clearly a basket case.

Ps. I've bitten this person.

About as straight as a roundabout and the fashion sense of a rubbish bin.

Surprisingly more straight than his boyfriend as seen above. Has an odd fascination with trains and refuses to go to countries that use multiple gauges of train tracks.

Hard worker, and loves laying pipe at his friends houses. Deals a lot with fragile cables, not sure what that says about his manhood.

So nice you have to visit him twice, well Amazon does anyway. Can vault high fences when supplied with enough alcohol and spare shirts. Wouldn't let him use your toilet though...

Ps. I have bitten this person.

Is a police officer, or something, we're not really sure. All we know is that if you want gossip about random London crimes she's your go to. 

The quiet one of the group, lovingly spoken for by the above. Will reluctantly join in for activities if he is forced to. Spends a lot of time making his weeb MMO character look like a schoolgirl. Sometimes lifts heavy things to just put them back down again

Some say he was born with the name Ducky, others say he was given it whilst on one of his many disappearances but the truth is that no one really knows what his true identity is. Common habits are returning, spending large quantities of money on things he never uses and then leaves. Drives a chavmobile.

????

Together we are collectively known as the Sub Standard Seven 7. We play video games and generally just chat shit to each other for hours on end.